Trump Blames USPS for Losing Royal Wedding Invitation

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The leader of the free world took to Twitter early Saturday morning from his personal residence at the White House to explain why he wasn’t in attendance at the royal wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.
“Just found out I was at top of invite list for Harry and Meghan's royal wedding, but totally incompetent USPS lost my invitation. Must improve disgraceful USPS!” tweeted the president.
White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders confirmed that President Trump was in fact at the top of the invite list.
“I’ve personally seen the invite list myself, and I can confirm the guests were listed in order of importance, not only to the couple, but to humanity itself," said Mrs. Huckabee Sanders.
"The president was listed above George Clooney, David Beckham, Elton John, Oprah and that sorry excuse for a comedian James Corden, who might be in our country illegally,” she added.
The Satirical Post contacted Buckingham Palace to see if President Trump was in fact invited to the wedding.
“No,” is the response we received from the Queen herself.
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