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Jeff Sessions Creates Recusal Liberty Task Force

WASHINGTON, D.C. - After nearly a year of suffering recusal discrimination at the hands of the president, Attorney General Jeff Sessions has created a new Recusal Liberty Task Force and given them the objective to protect the rights of individuals who wish to practice their recusal in peace.

“Americans have a right to practice their recusal in peace, without being humiliated, persecuted or being told they’re no longer BFFs with the president. The Recusal Liberty Task Force will ensure all Attorney Generals practicing their basic, human recusal rights are not discriminated against,” said Attorney General Sessions.

When asked how the justice department will police recusal discrimination Attorney General Sessions responded, “We’ve installed an anonymous, recusal discrimination hotline here at the justice department. I’ve actually tried calling it myself but I get a busy signal.”

The Satirical Post reached out to the White House to get the president’s reaction to Recusal Liberty Task Force.

“Anyone recusing themselves is basically declaring to the world they don’t have the courage to compromise themselves ethically. I want people working for me who have the courage to abandon their morals, guys like Michael Cohen,” said the president.

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