Harry and Meghan Lose Government Assistance after Bar Tab Comes in Over Budget
LONDON - Early Sunday morning, after an overnight tabulation of Harry and Meghan’s wedding expenses, Parliament announced it was cutting off the royal couple from government assistance after their bar tab came in at more than double the budgeted amount.
“The couple agreed to keep their wedding expenses under control, but alas their alcohol allotment doubled. We have no choice but to cut them off from the royal family gravy train, and wish them well as they endeavor to get jobs and live like the rest of humanity,” said Theresa May, Britain’s prime minister.
Many Brits were in shock of the announcement and have already set up GoFundMe campaigns to make sure Harry and Meghan continue to live a life most aren’t capable of dreaming of.
“What is Harry supposed to do? He doesn't know how to shop for groceries or buy a suit off a rack. He’s like a zoo animal. You can’t just turn something like that into the wild and expect it to survive,” said Nigel Honeycomb, a local resident of London.
The Satirical Post reached out to Harry and Meghan to get their thoughts on losing access the United Kingdom’s treasury.
“Maybe it’s time Meghan and I emigrate to the United States. I hear they have a soft spot in their heart for immigrants who don’t have skills, like me,” said Prince Harry.
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