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Worried You Could Catch a Cold? Then Practice Bad Hand-Eye Coordination.

August 1, 2018

 

Paul from East Edinburgh, NC writes to The Satirical Post's health advisor Gregor Wolfowitz.

 

“Salutations, Gregor. can I catch a cold from being in cold weather?”

 

I do not know why you would ask about this in the middle of summer, Paul, but I’ll answer your question. Although cold weather makes one more susceptible to illness, it cannot be the root cause.

 

The phrase ‘catching a cold’ may appear to be a simple idiom, but in fact, the saying has roots in medical science. The common cold is what doctors call a ‘projectile virus’. In order to be infected, someone must throw the cold at you, and you in turn, must catch it. As someone with particularly poor hand-eye coordination, I have never had a cold in my life. On an unrelated note, I’ve also never had a catch with my father. 

 

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Gregor is not a trained medical physician nor is he certified to give out advice on anything outside of bicycle repair, and in rare cases birdhouse assembly. While Gregor will respond to ‘Doctor Gregor’, ‘Love Doctor’, or simply ‘Doc’ that is in no way an attempt to present himself as a medical professional.

 

To learn more from health advisor Gregor Wolfowitz visit our HEALTH page.

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