Putin Prank Calls White House as Justice Kennedy, "I'm No Longer Retiring"

July 7, 2018

 

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Saturday morning Russian president Vladimir Putin called the main White House switch board pretending to be Justice Kennedy, and was immediately connected to President Trump, whom he told he was no longer retiring, sending the Trump administration into crisis mode.

 

“I told Trump the only way I’d go through with retirement was if he picked Hilary to be the next Supreme Court justice. Trump kept saying Hilary wouldn't look good in a black robe. So I told him to shut down the pageant because I’m not going anywhere,” recounted Vladimir Putin when contacted by The Satirical Post.

 

Moments before the White House released a statement saying Justice Kennedy was retracting his retirement, the CIA contacted Trump to let him know Putin had pranked him, and was now meddling in the country's supreme court justice pageant.

 

“This was not Russian meddling. Trump and Putin prank call each other all the time. In fact, President Trump pranked Putin the other day as himself, and told Putin he was a ruthless dictator who murders his own people. Obviously that was just a joke and Putin loved it,” said Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

 

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