Justin Trudeau Sends Lucky Eyebrows to Trump Ahead of North Korean Summit

June 11, 2018

 

OTTAWA - Early Monday morning, Justin Trudeau announced he would send his lucky eyebrows to US President Donald Trump ahead of Trump's historic summit with North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un.

 

“These lucky eyebrows have solved countless Canadian issues. They are worthy of a Nobel Peace Prize and I hope President Trump will honor Canada by wearing them during his historic summit,” tweeted Justin Trudeau.

 

Many Canadians echoed their prime minister’s sentiment tweeting out messages like, “Give the eyebrows the Nobel Peace Prize.”

 

The Satirical Post reached out to President Trump, who is currently in Singapore preparing for tomorrow’s meeting with Kim Jong-un to ask him if he’s planning on wearing Mr. Trudeau’s lucky eyebrows.

 

“No. I have no interest. Sounds disgusting to wear another man’s eyebrows. They’re probably filthy,” responded the president.

 

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