Ivanka and Chelsea Announce Bid for 2024

January 12, 2018

 

For all those who love a good argument and never want it to stop, well you’re in luck. The Trump, Clinton debate lives on and will carry us into the first quarter of the twenty first century now that the Trump and Clinton heiresses have declared they are running for president in 2024.

 

Such a campaign would be the culmination of everything the media holds dear, ratings, ratings, and ratings. Many Democrats are already behind Chelsea, who they see as the vehicle for their revenge, especially if she could defeat the one person that President Trump holds above all others, Ivanka.

 

Many Republicans who are happy with Trump, but who would like to move beyond the Trump name in 2024 have already changed their minds and are behind Ivanka, because they still can’t stand Hillary and would like to see President Trump’s most valued human being on the planet crush Hillary’s most valued human being on the planet, Chelsea.

 

“Presidential campaigns aren’t about having the best or most qualified person running the country. It’s about proving you’re right and the other person is wrong. That's what this is about,” said presidential historian Doris Kearns Goodwin.

 

And what about all those who just want to move beyond divisive, personal politics? Too bad. Time does heal all wounds, but it won’t be until 2028 at the earliest when we would be without a Trump or Clinton in the White House.

 

So what do Chelsea and Ivanka think about their mano-y-mano in 2024? The Satirical Post reached out to both ladies who were nice enough to comment.

 

“I’m just excited that at the end of the campaign there will be a woman sitting in the oval office of the White House,” said Ivanka Trump.

 

“I’m just excited that at the end of the campaign there will be a woman sitting in the oval office of the White House,” said Chelsea Clinton.

 

Stay tuned for further developments.

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