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Donald Jr. Declares Bid for Presidency, in Self-Pardon Backup Plan

Manafort Lobbies Congress on Behalf of Self to Make Ukraine 51st State

Jeff Sessions Creates Recusal Liberty Task Force

President Trump Re-Hires Michael Cohen to Fix Michael Cohen Problem

Rod Rosenstein to Enter Witness Protection Until Mueller Probe Concludes

White House Discovers Declaration of Independence Written in All Caps

McConnell Blames Russian Meddling on Founding Fathers, 'They Formed Too Good a Nation’

White House Confirms Mueller will Translate for Trump at Putin Summit

FBI Opens Investigation into Trey Gowdy's Hair

Trump Blames Flailing North Korean Talks on Scratched Elton John CD