August 10, 2018

LINCOLN COUNTY, NV - August 9th 2018 marked the inauguration of the United States Space Force Academy, said Vice President Mike Pence, from a speech delivered at Area 51, which will host the countries newest military academy.

“Area 51 will be home to The Space Force Academy, an incred...

August 8, 2018

FAIRFAX, VA - After court documents revealed the National Rifle Association is nearing insolvency, its spokeswoman Dana Loesch announced early Wednesday morning the NRA will begin defending what they deem to be the more profitable 21st amendment, which repealed prohibition and guaran...

August 5, 2018

NEW YORK CITY - New York Times publisher A.G. Sulzberger announced Sunday morning that effective immediately, every article the newspaper publishes both in print and online would first be fact-checked by President Trump before publication.

August 1, 2018

ATLANTA - CDC Director Robert Redfield held a press conference Wednesday morning to announce the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has developed a vaccine for the latest disease sweeping the nation, ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome.’

July 30, 2018

SACRAMENTO - In a major concession to President Trump, California governor Jerry Brown announced Monday morning he had authorized construction of a wall along the Mexican border using straws that are otherwise illegal to posses in cities across the state.

July 25, 2018

LOS ANGELES - Early Wednesday morning Dancing With the Stars announced director James Gunn, who was fired by Disney after old tweets mocking pedophilia were unearthed, was not too disgraced to be a contestant on the hit dancing show.

July 22, 2018

NEW YORK, NY - After the player protest issue erupted yet again on Friday, the NFL took the bold step to permanently remove the American flag from all stadiums and replace it with the Russian Federation flag.

July 21, 2018

NEW YORK, NY - Early Saturday morning, longtime friend to President Trump and publisher of National Enquirer, David Pecker continued his quest of acquiring information and stories harmful to the president by making an offer to Robert Mueller for the entirety of the Russia Investigati...

July 19, 2018

WASHINGTON, D.C. - After days of clarifying confusing statements, word choice and explaining the pitfalls of double negative usage, President Trump brought in the 2018 Scripts Spelling Bee champion to bolster his command of the English language, hoping to prevent another needlessly c...

July 14, 2018

FLORHAM PARK, NJ - Gerber CEO Bill Partyka apologized to America early Saturday morning after an audio recording of the current Gerber baby shocked the conscience of the nation, spurring calls for the 18 month old infant to step down from its spokesbaby role.

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