Scott Pruitt Bans Bumblebee Fireworks, Citing Risk of Bee Interbreeding
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Wednesday morning EPA administrator Scott Pruitt announced a ban on the popular Bumblebee firework citing it could breed

Salutations Gregor: Health Advice with Gregor Wolfowitz
LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Gregor is not a trained medical physician nor is he certified to give out advice on anything outside of bicycle repair, an

LeBron James to Play For New Team That Will Still Only Have One LeBron James
LOS ANGELES, CA - Sunday evening LeBron James tweeted to the world that he would be taking his talents to the Lakers of Southern California,

Harley-Davidson Changes Name to 'Trump-Bikes'
MILWAUKEE, WI - Buckling under pressure from the presidents public comments criticizing the iconic American company for transferring jobs an

Melania Sublets Personal White House Bedroom to Separated Children
WASHINGTON, D.C. - As protestors took to the street Saturday to march for the reunification of immigrant children separated from their famil

Exposure to Gamma Rays Before Intense Hearing Fail to Turn Rod Rosenstein into Hulk
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Rod Rosenstein, the embattled deputy attorney general spent the run up to Thursday’s intense, congressional hearing,...

5 Reasons Why Uncle Drew is the Best Movie Ever
FYI: Because our film critic only watches movies available on Red Box, his reviews of theatrically released films are based solely on hackne

Justice Ginsburg Joins CrossFit in Effort to Extend Life Beyond 2024
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Late Wednesday evening, after learning her colleague Justice Kennedy would retire at the end of July, Justice Ruth Bader

Trump Blames Narrow Travel Ban Victory on Widespread, Illegal Voting by Supreme Court Justices
WASHINGTON D.C. – Responding to the criticism about the size of his Supreme Court travel-ban victory on Wednesday, the president launched a

Restaurants to Protest Trump by Serving Him Delicious, Medium Rare Steak
SAN FRANCISCO - Liberal restaurants around the country are banning together to protest the Trump administration’s policies by agreeing to on
