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WASHINGTON, D.C. - The FBI confirmed to The Satirical Post early Friday morning the bureau is investigating Trey Gowdy’s hair for crimes of

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BRUSSELS - After President Trump spent the first day of the NATO summit publicly shaming Europe, Chancellor Angela Merkel announced Germany

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Immediately following his speech in the East Room of the White House, newly nominated Supreme Court Justice was summoned

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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Monday morning President Trump took to Twitter to explain why Secretary of State Mike Pompeo’s latest meeting in North Ko

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Saturday morning Russian president Vladimir Putin called the main White House switch board pretending to be Justice Kenne

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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Friday morning, President Trump presented outgoing EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt with his personal mattress as a token o