5 Reasons Why Mission Impossible: Fallout is the Best Movie Ever
This is it. The movie review we’ve been waiting for since I declared Mission Impossible: Fallout to be the future Best Movie Ever back in my

Afraid to Ask Your Doctor About Lupus? Then Watch Any Episode of House M.D.
Pat from Los Manteles, TX writes to The Satirical Post's health advisor Gregor Wolfowitz. “Salutations Gregor. What is lupus?”

President Trump Re-Hires Michael Cohen to Fix Michael Cohen Problem
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In an effort to put an end to the seemingly endless Russia investigation, President Trump announced Saturday morning...

Rod Rosenstein to Enter Witness Protection Until Mueller Probe Concludes
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Amid growing outrage against deputy attorney general Rod Rosenstein, the man ultimately in charge of the Mueller probe, t

Unsure How to Stop Your Child From Biting Their Nails? Then Bite Them With Her.
Sidney from Bubble Springs, OH asks writes to The Satirical Post's health advisor Gregor Wolfowitz. “Salutations Gregor. I have a 7 year

Dancing With the Stars Announces James Gunn Not Too Disgraced to be Contestant
LOS ANGELES - Early Wednesday morning Dancing With the Stars announced director James Gunn, who was fired by Disney after old tweets mocking

Trump Supporter Applies for Security Clearance Ahead of White House Meeting
KREMLIN - As details for the second Trump Putin summit are worked out, Russian President Vladimir Putin has applied for a US security cleara

Tolerating Jazz While Drunk is Key Sign You've Had Too Much Wine
Dillon from Tandella, CO writes to The Satirical Post's health advisor Gregor Wolfowitz. “Salutations Gregor. I know red wine is good fo

White House Discovers Declaration of Independence Written in All Caps
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Sarah Huckabee Sanders called an emergency press briefing early Tuesday morning to announce the White House janitor disco

Unsure if Diseases Are Passed from Toilet Seats? Then Always Stand When Going to the Bathroom
Abigail from Hogwild, CA writes to The Satirical Post's health advisor Gregor Wolfowitz. “Salutations Gregor. Can I really get an diseas
