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    5 Reasons Why Mission Impossible: Fallout is the Best Movie Ever

    This is it. The movie review we’ve been waiting for since I declared Mission Impossible: Fallout to be the future Best Movie Ever back in my
    5 Reasons Why Mission Impossible: Fallout is the Best Movie Ever

    Afraid to Ask Your Doctor About Lupus? Then Watch Any Episode of House M.D.

    Pat from Los Manteles, TX writes to The Satirical Post's health advisor Gregor Wolfowitz. “Salutations Gregor. What is lupus?”
    Afraid to Ask Your Doctor About Lupus? Then Watch Any Episode of House M.D.

    President Trump Re-Hires Michael Cohen to Fix Michael Cohen Problem

    WASHINGTON, D.C. - In an effort to put an end to the seemingly endless Russia investigation, President Trump announced Saturday morning...
    President Trump Re-Hires Michael Cohen to Fix Michael Cohen Problem

    Rod Rosenstein to Enter Witness Protection Until Mueller Probe Concludes

    WASHINGTON, D.C. - Amid growing outrage against deputy attorney general Rod Rosenstein, the man ultimately in charge of the Mueller probe, t
    Rod Rosenstein to Enter Witness Protection Until Mueller Probe Concludes

    Unsure How to Stop Your Child From Biting Their Nails? Then Bite Them With Her.

    Sidney from Bubble Springs, OH asks writes to The Satirical Post's health advisor Gregor Wolfowitz. “Salutations Gregor. I have a 7 year
    Unsure How to Stop Your Child From Biting Their Nails? Then Bite Them With Her.

    Dancing With the Stars Announces James Gunn Not Too Disgraced to be Contestant

    LOS ANGELES - Early Wednesday morning Dancing With the Stars announced director James Gunn, who was fired by Disney after old tweets mocking
    Dancing With the Stars Announces James Gunn Not Too Disgraced to be Contestant

    Trump Supporter Applies for Security Clearance Ahead of White House Meeting

    KREMLIN - As details for the second Trump Putin summit are worked out, Russian President Vladimir Putin has applied for a US security cleara
    Trump Supporter Applies for Security Clearance Ahead of White House Meeting

    Tolerating Jazz While Drunk is Key Sign You've Had Too Much Wine

    Dillon from Tandella, CO writes to The Satirical Post's health advisor Gregor Wolfowitz. “Salutations Gregor. I know red wine is good fo
    Tolerating Jazz While Drunk is Key Sign You've Had Too Much Wine

    White House Discovers Declaration of Independence Written in All Caps

    WASHINGTON, D.C. - Sarah Huckabee Sanders called an emergency press briefing early Tuesday morning to announce the White House janitor disco
    White House Discovers Declaration of Independence Written in All Caps

    Unsure if Diseases Are Passed from Toilet Seats? Then Always Stand When Going to the Bathroom

    Abigail from Hogwild, CA writes to The Satirical Post's health advisor Gregor Wolfowitz. “Salutations Gregor. Can I really get an diseas
    Unsure if Diseases Are Passed from Toilet Seats? Then Always Stand When Going to the Bathroom
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