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July 30, 2018

This is it. The movie review we’ve been waiting for since I declared Mission Impossible: Fallout to be the future Best Movie Ever back in my review of what was then the best movie ever Jurassic Park.

July 28, 2018

Pat from Los Manteles, TX writes to The Satirical Post's health advisor Gregor Wolfowitz. “Salutations Gregor. What is lupus?”

July 28, 2018

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In an effort to put an end to the seemingly endless Russia investigation, President Trump announced Saturday morning that he had re-hired Michael Cohen and given him one task, find a way to silence Michael Cohen before he talks to special council Robert Mueller.

“Had no idea why Cohen would talk to Mueller. Then I realized Cohen wasn't around to fix Cohen problem. So I re-hired Cohen and told him to silence Cohen. DONE!” tweeted the President.

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July 27, 2018

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Amid growing outrage against deputy attorney general Rod Rosenstein, the man ultimately in charge of the Mueller probe, the Justice Department announced they were enrolling him into the Witness Protection Program.

July 26, 2018

Sidney from Bubble Springs, OH asks writes to The Satirical Post's health advisor Gregor Wolfowitz. “Salutations Gregor. I have a 7 year old and she’s always biting her nails. I find it disgusting. Do you have any tips for getting her to stop?”

July 25, 2018

LOS ANGELES - Early Wednesday morning Dancing With the Stars announced director James Gunn, who was fired by Disney after old tweets mocking pedophilia were unearthed, was not too disgraced to be a contestant on the hit dancing show.

July 25, 2018

KREMLIN - As details for the second Trump Putin summit are worked out, Russian President Vladimir Putin has applied for a US security clearance in order to fully participate in discussing all the pressing issues between the two countries.

July 24, 2018

Dillon from Tandella, CO writes to The Satirical Post's health advisor Gregor Wolfowitz. “Salutations Gregor. I know red wine is good for my heart but how much wine can I enjoy before it becomes unhealthy?”

July 24, 2018

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Sarah Huckabee Sanders called an emergency press briefing early Tuesday morning to announce the White House janitor discovered a rare, original copy of the United States Declaration of Independence, written in all caps.

July 23, 2018

Abigail from Hogwild, CA writes to The Satirical Post's health advisor Gregor Wolfowitz. “Salutations Gregor. Can I really get an disease from sitting on a toilet seat?"

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