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    Donald Jr. Declares Bid for Presidency, in Self-Pardon Backup Plan

    NEW YORK, NY - After days of listening to legal scholars debate the definition and consequences of ‘collusion', Donald Trump Jr. has dec
    Donald Jr. Declares Bid for Presidency, in Self-Pardon Backup Plan

    New York Times Hires President Trump as Chief Fact Checker

    NEW YORK CITY - New York Times publisher A.G. Sulzberger announced Sunday morning that effective immediately, every article the newspaper pu
    New York Times Hires President Trump as Chief Fact Checker

    Jeff Sessions Creates Recusal Liberty Task Force

    WASHINGTON, D.C. - After nearly a year of suffering recusal discrimination at the hands of the president, Attorney General Jeff Sessions has
    Jeff Sessions Creates Recusal Liberty Task Force

    CDC Develops New 'Trump Derangement Syndrom' Vaccine

    ATLANTA - CDC Director Robert Redfield held a press conference Wednesday morning to announce the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
    CDC Develops New 'Trump Derangement Syndrom' Vaccine

    President Trump Re-Hires Michael Cohen to Fix Michael Cohen Problem

    WASHINGTON, D.C. - In an effort to put an end to the seemingly endless Russia investigation, President Trump announced Saturday morning that he had re-hired Michael Cohen and given him one task, find a way to silence Michael Cohen before he talks to special council Robert Mueller. “Had no idea why Cohen would talk to Mueller. Then I realized Cohen wasn't around to fix Cohen problem. So I re-hired Cohen and told him to silence Cohen. DONE!” tweeted the President. The Satirical
    President Trump Re-Hires Michael Cohen to Fix Michael Cohen Problem

    White House Discovers Declaration of Independence Written in All Caps

    WASHINGTON, D.C. - Sarah Huckabee Sanders called an emergency press briefing early Tuesday morning to announce the White House janitor disco
    White House Discovers Declaration of Independence Written in All Caps

    National Enquirer Offers Mueller Free Subscription in Exchange for Rights to Russia Investigation

    NEW YORK, NY - Early Saturday morning, longtime friend to President Trump and publisher of National Enquirer, David Pecker continued his que
    National Enquirer Offers Mueller Free Subscription in Exchange for Rights to Russia Investigation

    Trump Pulls All Nighter With Spelling Bee Champ, Bolstering Command of Words

    WASHINGTON, D.C. - After days of clarifying confusing statements, word choice and explaining the pitfalls of double negative usage, Presiden
    Trump Pulls All Nighter With Spelling Bee Champ, Bolstering Command of Words

    White House Confirms Mueller will Translate for Trump at Putin Summit

    WASHINGTON, D.C. - Late Sunday afternoon Sarah Huckabee Sanders released a statement confirming Bob Mueller, the special council investigati
    White House Confirms Mueller will Translate for Trump at Putin Summit

    Trump Blames Flailing North Korean Talks on Scratched Elton John CD

    WASHINGTON, D.C. - Monday morning President Trump took to Twitter to explain why Secretary of State Mike Pompeo’s latest meeting in North Ko
    Trump Blames Flailing North Korean Talks on Scratched Elton John CD
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