Donald Jr. Declares Bid for Presidency, in Self-Pardon Backup Plan
NEW YORK, NY - After days of listening to legal scholars debate the definition and consequences of ‘collusion', Donald Trump Jr. has dec
Manafort Lobbies Congress on Behalf of Self to Make Ukraine 51st State
ALEXANDRIA, VA - From his holding cell, Paul Manafort placed calls to members of congress, lobbying them on behalf of himself to do whatever
Jeff Sessions Creates Recusal Liberty Task Force
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After nearly a year of suffering recusal discrimination at the hands of the president, Attorney General Jeff Sessions has
President Trump Re-Hires Michael Cohen to Fix Michael Cohen Problem
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In an effort to put an end to the seemingly endless Russia investigation, President Trump announced Saturday morning...
Rod Rosenstein to Enter Witness Protection Until Mueller Probe Concludes
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Amid growing outrage against deputy attorney general Rod Rosenstein, the man ultimately in charge of the Mueller probe, t
White House Discovers Declaration of Independence Written in All Caps
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Sarah Huckabee Sanders called an emergency press briefing early Tuesday morning to announce the White House janitor disco
McConnell Blames Russian Meddling on Founding Fathers, 'They Formed Too Good a Nation’
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After days of confused messaging from Trump and the White House about who is to blame for the 2016 election hack, Senate
White House Confirms Mueller will Translate for Trump at Putin Summit
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Late Sunday afternoon Sarah Huckabee Sanders released a statement confirming Bob Mueller, the special council investigati
FBI Opens Investigation into Trey Gowdy's Hair
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The FBI confirmed to The Satirical Post early Friday morning the bureau is investigating Trey Gowdy’s hair for crimes of
Trump Blames Flailing North Korean Talks on Scratched Elton John CD
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Monday morning President Trump took to Twitter to explain why Secretary of State Mike Pompeo’s latest meeting in North Ko
