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    Donald Jr. Declares Bid for Presidency, in Self-Pardon Backup Plan

    NEW YORK, NY - After days of listening to legal scholars debate the definition and consequences of ‘collusion', Donald Trump Jr. has dec
    Donald Jr. Declares Bid for Presidency, in Self-Pardon Backup Plan

    Manafort Lobbies Congress on Behalf of Self to Make Ukraine 51st State

    ALEXANDRIA, VA - From his holding cell, Paul Manafort placed calls to members of congress, lobbying them on behalf of himself to do whatever
    Manafort Lobbies Congress on Behalf of Self to Make Ukraine 51st State

    Jeff Sessions Creates Recusal Liberty Task Force

    WASHINGTON, D.C. - After nearly a year of suffering recusal discrimination at the hands of the president, Attorney General Jeff Sessions has
    Jeff Sessions Creates Recusal Liberty Task Force

    President Trump Re-Hires Michael Cohen to Fix Michael Cohen Problem

    WASHINGTON, D.C. - In an effort to put an end to the seemingly endless Russia investigation, President Trump announced Saturday morning...
    President Trump Re-Hires Michael Cohen to Fix Michael Cohen Problem

    Rod Rosenstein to Enter Witness Protection Until Mueller Probe Concludes

    WASHINGTON, D.C. - Amid growing outrage against deputy attorney general Rod Rosenstein, the man ultimately in charge of the Mueller probe, t
    Rod Rosenstein to Enter Witness Protection Until Mueller Probe Concludes

    White House Discovers Declaration of Independence Written in All Caps

    WASHINGTON, D.C. - Sarah Huckabee Sanders called an emergency press briefing early Tuesday morning to announce the White House janitor disco
    White House Discovers Declaration of Independence Written in All Caps

    McConnell Blames Russian Meddling on Founding Fathers, 'They Formed Too Good a Nation’

    WASHINGTON, D.C. - After days of confused messaging from Trump and the White House about who is to blame for the 2016 election hack, Senate
    McConnell Blames Russian Meddling on Founding Fathers, 'They Formed Too Good a Nation’

    White House Confirms Mueller will Translate for Trump at Putin Summit

    WASHINGTON, D.C. - Late Sunday afternoon Sarah Huckabee Sanders released a statement confirming Bob Mueller, the special council investigati
    White House Confirms Mueller will Translate for Trump at Putin Summit

    FBI Opens Investigation into Trey Gowdy's Hair

    WASHINGTON, D.C. - The FBI confirmed to The Satirical Post early Friday morning the bureau is investigating Trey Gowdy’s hair for crimes of
    FBI Opens Investigation into Trey Gowdy's Hair

    Trump Blames Flailing North Korean Talks on Scratched Elton John CD

    WASHINGTON, D.C. - Monday morning President Trump took to Twitter to explain why Secretary of State Mike Pompeo’s latest meeting in North Ko
    Trump Blames Flailing North Korean Talks on Scratched Elton John CD
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