OP-ED: Electric Scooters Deliver Sweet Air and Look Fun, But Are They Destroying Society? Yes.
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Robert De Niro to Chase Oscar Gold in Portrayal of 'Personal Hero’ Donald Trump
LOS ANGELES, CA - Early Wednesday morning Paramount Pictures announced a new biopic of President Trump with actor Robert Di Nero set to play
Elon Musk Launches Fragrance Line ‘Musk by Musk'
PALO ALTO, CA – What do electric cars, space ships and perfumes all have in common? The answer is Elon Musk. This Friday, in his latest indu
Elizabeth Warren Becomes Philadelphia Eagles Season Ticket Holder
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Moments after President Donald Trump made headlines by disinviting the defending Super Bowl champions to the White House,
Mark Zuckerberg Relieved Nation Grown Accustomed to Facebook Exploiting It
MENLO PARK, CA - Mark Zuckerberg took a major sigh of relief early Thursday morning after four days had passed since the latest news of Face
Miss America Pageant Announces all 50 Contestants Will be Crowned 'Miss America’
ATLANTIC CITY, NJ - In attempts to ward off negative publicity about judging women based on looks and appearance, the Miss America pageant h
Unearthed Blog Post Shows Joy Reid Has Been Sorry About Blog Posts Since She Wrote Blog Posts
NEW YORK CITY, NY - The constant steam of old, offensive blog posts from Joy Reid is surprising to everyone but Joy Reid, who anticipated he
Scott Pruitt Personally Monitoring Status of Endangered Kentucky Wildcat
LEXINGTON, KY - After an exhaustive six month investigation, The Satirical Post has discovered EPA administrator Scott Pruitt is personally
Samantha Bee Explains Pitfalls of Moral Superiority
NEW YORK CITY, NY - With desperate hopes that TBS doesn’t cancel her show after slurring a senior White House advisor, Samantha Bee is prepp
While High on Ambien, Roseanne Admits Ambien Excuse Was Lie
LOS ANGELES, CA - Roseanne Barr took to Twitter Thursday morning while high on Ambien to confess she wasn’t high on Ambien while sending a r
