Mike Pence Unveils Plans for Space Force Academy at Area 51
LINCOLN COUNTY, NV - August 9th 2018 marked the inauguration of the United States Space Force Academy, said Vice President Mike Pence,...
Cash Strapped NRA Announces it Will Defend More Profitable 21st Amendment
FAIRFAX, VA - After court documents revealed the National Rifle Association is nearing insolvency, its spokeswoman Dana Loesch announced ear
New York Times Hires President Trump as Chief Fact Checker
NEW YORK CITY - New York Times publisher A.G. Sulzberger announced Sunday morning that effective immediately, every article the newspaper pu
CDC Develops New 'Trump Derangement Syndrom' Vaccine
ATLANTA - CDC Director Robert Redfield held a press conference Wednesday morning to announce the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
California Agrees to Build Border Wall out of Straws
SACRAMENTO - In a major concession to President Trump, California governor Jerry Brown announced Monday morning he had authorized constructi
Dancing With the Stars Announces James Gunn Not Too Disgraced to be Contestant
LOS ANGELES - Early Wednesday morning Dancing With the Stars announced director James Gunn, who was fired by Disney after old tweets mocking
NFL to Fly Russian Flag at Games, Solving Player Protest Issue
NEW YORK, NY - After the player protest issue erupted yet again on Friday, the NFL took the bold step to permanently remove the American fla
National Enquirer Offers Mueller Free Subscription in Exchange for Rights to Russia Investigation
NEW YORK, NY - Early Saturday morning, longtime friend to President Trump and publisher of National Enquirer, David Pecker continued his que
Trump Pulls All Nighter With Spelling Bee Champ, Bolstering Command of Words
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After days of clarifying confusing statements, word choice and explaining the pitfalls of double negative usage, Presiden
Gerber Baby Resigns After Audio Tirade Surfaces
FLORHAM PARK, NJ - Gerber CEO Bill Partyka apologized to America early Saturday morning after an audio recording of the current Gerber baby
