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    Trump Supporter Applies for Security Clearance Ahead of White House Meeting

    KREMLIN - As details for the second Trump Putin summit are worked out, Russian President Vladimir Putin has applied for a US security cleara
    Trump Supporter Applies for Security Clearance Ahead of White House Meeting

    Putin Names 'American People' Honorary Ambassadors to Soviet Union

    MOSCOW - Following his better than expected meeting with President Trump, Russian President Vladimir Putin announced he was giving every Ame
    Putin Names 'American People' Honorary Ambassadors to Soviet Union

    Germany Announces Plan to Collude with Democratic Nominee in 2020 Election

    BRUSSELS - After President Trump spent the first day of the NATO summit publicly shaming Europe, Chancellor Angela Merkel announced Germany
    Germany Announces Plan to Collude with Democratic Nominee in 2020 Election

    Putin Prank Calls White House as Justice Kennedy, "I'm No Longer Retiring"

    WASHINGTON, D.C. - Saturday morning Russian president Vladimir Putin called the main White House switch board pretending to be Justice Kenne
    Putin Prank Calls White House as Justice Kennedy, "I'm No Longer Retiring"

    Pope Francis Bribes FIFA, Gets Newly Formed 'Vatican United' Into World Cup

    VATICAN CITY - Disappointed the Vatican soccer team was left out of the World Cup, Pope Francis did what the leader of any self-respecting f
    Pope Francis Bribes FIFA, Gets Newly Formed 'Vatican United' Into World Cup

    After Tense Day of Meetings, Kim Jong-un Unwinds by Posting Bad Hotel Rating on TripAdvisor

    SINGAPORE - After a day full of tense, international negotiations on the world stage, Kim Jong-un unwound by logging into TripAdvisor and te
    After Tense Day of Meetings, Kim Jong-un Unwinds by Posting Bad Hotel Rating on TripAdvisor

    Justin Trudeau Sends Lucky Eyebrows to Trump Ahead of North Korean Summit

    OTTAWA - Early Monday morning, Justin Trudeau announced he would send his lucky eyebrows to US President Donald Trump ahead of Trump's h
    Justin Trudeau Sends Lucky Eyebrows to Trump Ahead of North Korean Summit

    Report: World Has Aged a Century in Last 505 Days

    QUEBEC - A new report that surveyed more than a billion people around the globe has concluded, based on increased rates of wrinkles, hair dy
    Report: World Has Aged a Century in Last 505 Days

    Kim Jong-un Offers North Korean Vice Presidency to Pence as Olive Branch

    PYONGYANG - Realizing North Korean officials had made a mistake by calling Vice President Pence a ‘politically dummy’, Kim Jong-un made a st
    Kim Jong-un Offers North Korean Vice Presidency to Pence as Olive Branch

    Harry and Meghan Lose Government Assistance after Bar Tab Comes in Over Budget

    LONDON - Early Sunday morning, after an overnight tabulation of Harry and Meghan’s wedding expenses, Parliament announced it was cutting off
    Harry and Meghan Lose Government Assistance after Bar Tab Comes in Over Budget
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