Trump Supporter Applies for Security Clearance Ahead of White House Meeting
KREMLIN - As details for the second Trump Putin summit are worked out, Russian President Vladimir Putin has applied for a US security cleara
Putin Names 'American People' Honorary Ambassadors to Soviet Union
MOSCOW - Following his better than expected meeting with President Trump, Russian President Vladimir Putin announced he was giving every Ame
Germany Announces Plan to Collude with Democratic Nominee in 2020 Election
BRUSSELS - After President Trump spent the first day of the NATO summit publicly shaming Europe, Chancellor Angela Merkel announced Germany
Putin Prank Calls White House as Justice Kennedy, "I'm No Longer Retiring"
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Saturday morning Russian president Vladimir Putin called the main White House switch board pretending to be Justice Kenne
Pope Francis Bribes FIFA, Gets Newly Formed 'Vatican United' Into World Cup
VATICAN CITY - Disappointed the Vatican soccer team was left out of the World Cup, Pope Francis did what the leader of any self-respecting f
After Tense Day of Meetings, Kim Jong-un Unwinds by Posting Bad Hotel Rating on TripAdvisor
SINGAPORE - After a day full of tense, international negotiations on the world stage, Kim Jong-un unwound by logging into TripAdvisor and te
Justin Trudeau Sends Lucky Eyebrows to Trump Ahead of North Korean Summit
OTTAWA - Early Monday morning, Justin Trudeau announced he would send his lucky eyebrows to US President Donald Trump ahead of Trump's h
Report: World Has Aged a Century in Last 505 Days
QUEBEC - A new report that surveyed more than a billion people around the globe has concluded, based on increased rates of wrinkles, hair dy
Kim Jong-un Offers North Korean Vice Presidency to Pence as Olive Branch
PYONGYANG - Realizing North Korean officials had made a mistake by calling Vice President Pence a ‘politically dummy’, Kim Jong-un made a st
Harry and Meghan Lose Government Assistance after Bar Tab Comes in Over Budget
LONDON - Early Sunday morning, after an overnight tabulation of Harry and Meghan’s wedding expenses, Parliament announced it was cutting off
