BRUSSELS - After President Trump spent the first day of the NATO summit publicly shaming Europe, Chancellor Angela Merkel announced Germany will officially collude with whomever the Democratic party nominates for president in 2020.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Immediately following his speech in the East Room of the White House, newly nominated Supreme Court Justice was summoned to a secret location where the nine sitting, Supreme Court justices subjected him to 12 straight hours of cryotherapy.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Monday morning President Trump took to Twitter to explain why Secretary of State Mike Pompeo’s latest meeting in North Korea didn’t go as planned, laying the blame on a scratched Elton John CD he gifted to Kim Jong-un.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Saturday morning Russian president Vladimir Putin called the main White House switch board pretending to be Justice Kennedy, and was immediately connected to President Trump, whom he told he was no longer retiring, sending the Trump administration into crisis mode.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Friday morning, President Trump presented outgoing EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt with his personal mattress as a token of gratitude for the faithful service Mr. Pruitt has given his administration the past eighteen months.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Wednesday morning EPA administrator Scott Pruitt announced a ban on the popular Bumblebee firework citing it could breed with the current bee population and potentially unleash a new dangerous hybrid bee.
LOS ANGELES, CA - Sunday evening LeBron James tweeted to the world that he would be taking his talents to the Lakers of Southern California, a team, to the best of our knowledge here at The Satirical Post, that will still only have one LeBron James.
MILWAUKEE, WI - Buckling under pressure from the presidents public comments criticizing the iconic American company for transferring jobs and production outside of the country, Harley Davidson CEO Matthew Levatich announced they have officially changed their name to ‘Trump-Bikes’.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - As protestors took to the street Saturday to march for the reunification of immigrant children separated from their families, Melania Trump announced she would sublet her bedroom in the White House, free of charge, to any child still looking for their parent.