Amid the seemingly endless allegations against Hollywood, media and political power players, the Motion Picture Academy of Arts and Sciences has announced it is canceling its annual Oscars awards show, which honors and enshrines the biggest players in film, until the industry puts in place effective controls and reforms aimed at rooting out the harassment that has plagued its members.
The startling admission came from the CEOs of Apple, Intel, Google and Uber among others, and it laid out how such an idea began. "At the 2012 World Economic Forum in Davos, we were all enjoying each other's company when Mark Zuckerberg made a joke about a driverless car. The idea quickly became something more, a challenge to see if we could make the world believe a horrible idea was actually a great idea."
The statement went on to say, "Even we, the smartest people the world...
North Korea, the country shrouded in mystery adds yet another question for the rest of the world to answer, how did its young, brash leader set on arming his country with nuclear weapons capable of hitting the United States become a Christian?
A video released on the NRA website showed a calm and collected CEO Wayne LaPierre tell the American public that it is now okay to have a debate about guns and laws regulating guns. The announcement comes months after the latest American massacre, which occurred in Las Vegas at the Route 91 Harvest music festival, where 58 innocent human beings were killed by a gunman shooting from an elevated position, thirty-two floors up in the Mandalay Bay hotel and resort.
Mexico's Secretary of Foreign Affairs, Mr. Luis Videgaray Cast, called The Satirical Post's Los Angeles bureau office wanting to relay his own message to the American people. "At first it was offensive to Mexicans that we pay for a wall to keep ourselves out of America, but after seeing what's going on with your opioid criss, we decided maybe the wall isn't such a bad idea. Especially if it keeps all your opioids out of our country."
Although not everyone was optimistic about the news. A senior executive at Dannon, who spoke on the condition of anonymity due to the sensitive nature of internal deliberations at his company said, "Now we're going to have to add more fat to the regular products. They'll need to continue tasting better and richer than fat-free."
This sentiment of revving up the flavor and fat-content of regular dairy products worried the president of the American Heart Association, Dr. John Wa...
"We will no longer be inviting political leaders or activists to make commencement or assembly addresses. Instead we will invite top youth ministers to address our students, with the goal that some of them will themselves become youth ministers and spread the message of Christ. If some of them want to go into politics, great. But commissioning students into political battle is no longer our mission," explained Mr. Falwell Jr.
"I want people to be able to live free of me, or whatever else they are constantly looking at online...if that's what they want," said Ms. Kardashian West from her office at the new treatment center. "What do you think of the name? Dash Your Addiction. We tried to get Kardashian in it some how, but all we could fit was Dash. But I think it's enough for people to know I'm involved with it. Right," asked Ms. Kardashian West.
Families around the world who make their annual pilgrimage to The Happiest Place on Earth have even more reason to celebrate Disney, lower theme park ticket prices. Without any announcement, Disney cut its theme park ticket prices in half starting last night at midnight.