July 12, 2018

EAMES, MO – Cave hero and guy who shot his car into space, Elon Musk is up to his gallant ways yet again. This time, he has come to the rescue of a newlywed Missouri couple in the most dire of situations: assembling a bookcase from IKEA.

June 27, 2018

WASHINGTON D.C. – Responding to the criticism about the size of his Supreme Court travel-ban victory on Wednesday, the president launched a counter attack on Twitter, citing widespread illegal voting by Supreme Court Justices as the reason for the 5-4 decisions in his favor.

June 22, 2018

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  Bare-wristed and visibly upset over the recent executive order, Attorney General Jeff Sessions appeared before cameras Friday to announce he had officially taken back the 'BFF' charm he had gifted to President Trump.

June 18, 2018

WASHINGTON D.C. - In a press conference early Monday morning, President Trump defended his administration’s policy of separating children from their parents. The president cited extensive data and first hand knowledge from border agents as proof his administration was doing the right thing.

June 14, 2018

SANTA MONICA, CA - They seduce you with simple convenience but do not be fooled; scooter rentals are a public nuisance. Companies like Santa Monica based Bird have flooded cities like Los Angeles and Washington D.C. with rental scooters, scattered everywhere.

June 10, 2018

PALO ALTO, CA – What do electric cars, space ships and perfumes all have in common? The answer is Elon Musk. This Friday, in his latest industry foray, the industry magnate launched ‘Musk by Musk’, an innovative fragrance line.

June 3, 2018

NEW YORK CITY, NY - The constant steam of old, offensive blog posts from Joy Reid is surprising to everyone but Joy Reid, who anticipated her own fame six year ago when she drafted an apology she knew she would one day have to make.

May 31, 2018

LOS ANGELES, CA - Roseanne Barr took to Twitter Thursday morning while high on Ambien to confess she wasn’t high on Ambien while sending a racist tweet about Valarie Jarrett early Tuesday morning.

May 24, 2018

NEW YORK CITY, NY - A day after instituting a strict, national anthem standing rule, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell held a press conference Thursday morning to demand all 32 franchises select a player to serve as tribute in the US Military.

May 21, 2018

WASHINGTON D.C. - Scott Pruitt, administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA),  announced sweeping measures to combat rising sea levels right at the source of the problem: people throwing and/or skipping stones into the ocean.

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