The Satirical Post

Looking For a New, Exciting Sugar Substitute? Try Mustard

Worried You Could Catch a Cold? Then Practice Bad Hand-Eye Coordination.

Afraid to Ask Your Doctor About Lupus? Then Watch Any Episode of House M.D.

Unsure How to Stop Your Child From Biting Their Nails? Then Bite Them With Her.

Tolerating Jazz While Drunk is Key Sign You've Had Too Much Wine

Unsure if Diseases Are Passed from Toilet Seats? Then Always Stand When Going to the Bathroom

Unsure If You Have ADD or ADHD? Take a Dance Class to Find Out

Concerned Turning Off Your Phone Before Bed Isn't Enough For a Good Night's Sleep?

'Unsure If Breast Milk or Formula is Best? Then Give Your Baby Gatorade' says Health Advisor

Salutations Gregor: Health Advice with Gregor Wolfowitz