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Annie from Crunch Pond, VT writes to The Satirical Post’s health advisor Gregor Wolfowitz. “Salutations Gregor, I am trying to cut sugar out of my diet. What do you recommend as a healthy sugar substitute?”

Paul from East Edinburgh, NC writes to The Satirical Post's health advisor Gregor Wolfowitz. “Salutations, Gregor. can I catch a cold from being in cold weather?”

Pat from Los Manteles, TX writes to The Satirical Post's health advisor Gregor Wolfowitz. “Salutations Gregor. What is lupus?”

Sidney from Bubble Springs, OH asks writes to The Satirical Post's health advisor Gregor Wolfowitz. “Salutations Gregor. I have a 7 year old and she’s always biting her nails. I find it disgusting. Do you have any tips for getting her to stop?”

Dillon from Tandella, CO writes to The Satirical Post's health advisor Gregor Wolfowitz. “Salutations Gregor. I know red wine is good for my heart but how much wine can I enjoy before it becomes unhealthy?”

Abigail from Hogwild, CA writes to The Satirical Post's health advisor Gregor Wolfowitz. “Salutations Gregor. Can I really get an disease from sitting on a toilet seat?"

Juliana from Prudence, GA writes to The Satirical Post’s health advisor Gregor Wolfowitz. “Salutations Gregor. What’s the difference between ADD and ADHD?”

Lauren from Ambling, ND writes to The Satirical Post's health advisor Gregor Wolfowitz. “Salutations Gregor. Friends tell me I should shut off my computer and phone before bed for a better night’s sleep, but I’m skeptical. What would you advise?”

Cindy from Grouse, AR writes to The Satirical Post's health advisor Gregor Wolfowitz. “Salutations Gregor. I’m an expecting mother, is bottle-feeding or breast-feeding healthier for my baby?

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Gregor is not a trained medical physician nor is he certified to give out advice on anything outside of bicycle repair, and in rare cases birdhouse assembly. While Gregor will respond to ‘Doctor Gregor’, ‘Love Doctor’, or simply ‘Doc’ that is in no way an attempt to...