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    Mike Pence Unveils Plans for Space Force Academy at Area 51

    LINCOLN COUNTY, NV - August 9th 2018 marked the inauguration of the United States Space Force Academy, said Vice President Mike Pence,...
    Mike Pence Unveils Plans for Space Force Academy at Area 51

    Cash Strapped NRA Announces it Will Defend More Profitable 21st Amendment

    FAIRFAX, VA - After court documents revealed the National Rifle Association is nearing insolvency, its spokeswoman Dana Loesch announced ear
    Cash Strapped NRA Announces it Will Defend More Profitable 21st Amendment

    Donald Jr. Declares Bid for Presidency, in Self-Pardon Backup Plan

    NEW YORK, NY - After days of listening to legal scholars debate the definition and consequences of ‘collusion', Donald Trump Jr. has dec
    Donald Jr. Declares Bid for Presidency, in Self-Pardon Backup Plan

    New York Times Hires President Trump as Chief Fact Checker

    NEW YORK CITY - New York Times publisher A.G. Sulzberger announced Sunday morning that effective immediately, every article the newspaper pu
    New York Times Hires President Trump as Chief Fact Checker

    Looking For a New, Exciting Sugar Substitute? Try Mustard

    Annie from Crunch Pond, VT writes to The Satirical Post’s health advisor Gregor Wolfowitz. “Salutations Gregor, I am trying to cut sugar out
    Looking For a New, Exciting Sugar Substitute? Try Mustard

    Manafort Lobbies Congress on Behalf of Self to Make Ukraine 51st State

    ALEXANDRIA, VA - From his holding cell, Paul Manafort placed calls to members of congress, lobbying them on behalf of himself to do whatever
    Manafort Lobbies Congress on Behalf of Self to Make Ukraine 51st State

    Jeff Sessions Creates Recusal Liberty Task Force

    WASHINGTON, D.C. - After nearly a year of suffering recusal discrimination at the hands of the president, Attorney General Jeff Sessions has
    Jeff Sessions Creates Recusal Liberty Task Force

    Worried You Could Catch a Cold? Then Practice Bad Hand-Eye Coordination.

    Paul from East Edinburgh, NC writes to The Satirical Post's health advisor Gregor Wolfowitz. “Salutations, Gregor. can I catch a cold fr
    Worried You Could Catch a Cold? Then Practice Bad Hand-Eye Coordination.

    CDC Develops New 'Trump Derangement Syndrom' Vaccine

    ATLANTA - CDC Director Robert Redfield held a press conference Wednesday morning to announce the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
    CDC Develops New 'Trump Derangement Syndrom' Vaccine

    California Agrees to Build Border Wall out of Straws

    SACRAMENTO - In a major concession to President Trump, California governor Jerry Brown announced Monday morning he had authorized constructi
    California Agrees to Build Border Wall out of Straws
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