Mike Pence Unveils Plans for Space Force Academy at Area 51
LINCOLN COUNTY, NV - August 9th 2018 marked the inauguration of the United States Space Force Academy, said Vice President Mike Pence,...
Cash Strapped NRA Announces it Will Defend More Profitable 21st Amendment
FAIRFAX, VA - After court documents revealed the National Rifle Association is nearing insolvency, its spokeswoman Dana Loesch announced ear
Donald Jr. Declares Bid for Presidency, in Self-Pardon Backup Plan
NEW YORK, NY - After days of listening to legal scholars debate the definition and consequences of ‘collusion', Donald Trump Jr. has dec
New York Times Hires President Trump as Chief Fact Checker
NEW YORK CITY - New York Times publisher A.G. Sulzberger announced Sunday morning that effective immediately, every article the newspaper pu
Looking For a New, Exciting Sugar Substitute? Try Mustard
Annie from Crunch Pond, VT writes to The Satirical Post’s health advisor Gregor Wolfowitz. “Salutations Gregor, I am trying to cut sugar out
Manafort Lobbies Congress on Behalf of Self to Make Ukraine 51st State
ALEXANDRIA, VA - From his holding cell, Paul Manafort placed calls to members of congress, lobbying them on behalf of himself to do whatever
Jeff Sessions Creates Recusal Liberty Task Force
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After nearly a year of suffering recusal discrimination at the hands of the president, Attorney General Jeff Sessions has
Worried You Could Catch a Cold? Then Practice Bad Hand-Eye Coordination.
Paul from East Edinburgh, NC writes to The Satirical Post's health advisor Gregor Wolfowitz. “Salutations, Gregor. can I catch a cold fr
CDC Develops New 'Trump Derangement Syndrom' Vaccine
ATLANTA - CDC Director Robert Redfield held a press conference Wednesday morning to announce the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
California Agrees to Build Border Wall out of Straws
SACRAMENTO - In a major concession to President Trump, California governor Jerry Brown announced Monday morning he had authorized constructi
