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LINCOLN COUNTY, NV - August 9th 2018 marked the inauguration of the United States Space Force Academy, said Vice President Mike Pence,...

FAIRFAX, VA - After court documents revealed the National Rifle Association is nearing insolvency, its spokeswoman Dana Loesch announced ear

NEW YORK, NY - After days of listening to legal scholars debate the definition and consequences of ‘collusion', Donald Trump Jr. has dec

NEW YORK CITY - New York Times publisher A.G. Sulzberger announced Sunday morning that effective immediately, every article the newspaper pu

Annie from Crunch Pond, VT writes to The Satirical Post’s health advisor Gregor Wolfowitz. “Salutations Gregor, I am trying to cut sugar out

ALEXANDRIA, VA - From his holding cell, Paul Manafort placed calls to members of congress, lobbying them on behalf of himself to do whatever

WASHINGTON, D.C. - After nearly a year of suffering recusal discrimination at the hands of the president, Attorney General Jeff Sessions has

Paul from East Edinburgh, NC writes to The Satirical Post's health advisor Gregor Wolfowitz. “Salutations, Gregor. can I catch a cold fr

ATLANTA - CDC Director Robert Redfield held a press conference Wednesday morning to announce the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention

SACRAMENTO - In a major concession to President Trump, California governor Jerry Brown announced Monday morning he had authorized constructi